Thursday, April 30, 2009
Just so this much is clear...
...we chose lazyintestines as our URL for purely eidetic reasons.
If you're thinking that we're all mad, you're probably right,
but if you're thinking of knowing what the hell drove us all to insanity, read this book called
The Athenian Murders.
You'll never regret it.
And if you want to know how to see the triick-or-treat page without going through all the crap, just use your brain and think. Or you can ask me.
Today was our English Paper One and Two. I have this terrible feeling that I've chose the wrong title to write about, but nothing can be done now. Just like a man ripped apart by a pack of wolves - nothing can be done. Just as the author chooses to end a character - nothing can be done. Just like a madman offering a massage - nothing much can be done. (I'm hearing: Are you insane? Get away from me!)
If only you read the Athenian Murders - then only you can understand all our, shall we say, private jokes.
Jupiter.
6:41 PM
.-.
Those two have been posting a lot. I'm a stalker, haha! ...
I have nothing to write. Except some guy from tuition has found his way to my FB account. 0_0 Killing people is a nice way to spend your extra time during exams.
So is sleeping.
:D
Is this post long?
Yes it is.
No, it's not.
Ok then
Let me recite a poem to you
It's never ending
You can go on and complete it in your head.
Let's see how long it takes.
Yeah?
Go.
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
Worms?
I hate worms
They drive me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a home
I died there
And the worms came...
I hope you're happy now.
It's supposed to go on longer
But I'm sick of pressing ctrl-v
Did you know NJC has subjects like computing?
CGS gals will succeed in that class, I tell you.
:DD
I'm bored.
I ate ice-cream just now.
Somebody has to do the cbox.
Not me.
I'm scared of them.
Maybe IB will.
:D
-Cheeseberry
P.S. I was supposed to have commited suicide by now, right??
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Maybe I'm just being random or egoistical, but there's this nice song called Drops of
Jupiter by Train.
No signature needed - it's obvious, really.
9:29 PM
If anyone needs a talk from us on exam stress, feel free to approach any of us. I can assure you that we'll do the best we can to provide good advice.
And is that the word "immagination" instead of "imagination" that I see for our blogskin?
Jupiter.
Roman mythology: Jupiter (or Jove) - the king of the gods, the god of sky and thunder.
9:20 PM
I post.
In summary(I got full marks), invinsible berry is not a typo.
And I have a theme song to myself!
"You're invisible nowwww" from Impossible Quiz 2 soundtrack.
Unfortunately I only remember three lines.
Anddd there's nothing else to say, except is the D-something guy in Athenian Murders gay? Because alot of Greek people are gay. *nods* Like these two people who I can't remember. One committed suicide and then the other committed suicide as well. And invinsibleninjaberrys... die O_O
Anyway I shall just write about random stuff to make this post longer so ebilcheeseberry cannot drive me insane (not that I'm not insane already) about it.
I dono why people keep asking me to write stuff on birthday cards.
Right now I'm being asked to write something on my grandma's.
After drawing a turtle I have absolutely no idea what to do.
I mean, what can you say to people on their birthday? Especially when you weren't there when they were born.
If you were there you could at least say "Oh, you looked like an alien on this day XX years ago, when I first saw you I screamed like bloddy hell and felt like eating you."
If you weren't there there is really nothing to say, except "Happy birthday, how time flies when we're having fun, look, this is your picture from 20 years ago, you've gotten so fat now."
What do they expect me to say?!
It seems like my family has the same problem. There are like 9 signatures at the back of one message?
Oh, and my post is the longest yet. I'm so proud of myself and my turtle.
This is good practice for the english exam tomorrow.
And I just realized it was tomorrow.
Stupid qwerty.
Neucrotics build castles in the air, and psychotics live in them.
- something in the newest reader's digest that I just saw
[EDIT]
Eheh, I just saw Jupiter's post, and somehow there was this dialogue in my head:
Girl: I need to ask you something.
Boy: What?
Girl: Marry me
Boy: NO. So creepy.
Girl: You have to!
Boy: Why?
Girl: I don't know how to say this but...
Boy: What?
Girl: I"M PREGNANT
Boy: No you're not. *throws girl out of window*
Girl: AHHHHHHhhhhhh....... *splat*
Passerby: You just killed her and her baby!
Boy: She was pregnant?
Eh, I know this is stupid so I shall run away now. It's the result of too much D7/8.
I run, I run so far awayyy
and I just made this post longerrr
the great invisible and invincible invinsibleberry >D
4:52 PM
OK. I have something to say in defense of myself. It's self-defense. Purely. Anyways, I was trying to talk to invinsibleberry about this blog thing, and she was just staring at me like I was crazy. Which, I suppose I am. Ha. Anyways, I was trying to think of the approach I would take in making her do this thing. Then Jupiter started laughing after my first sentence. Hmf. She
so wasn't helping. So evil. I will thus go jump off a building after eating my yellow, holey, and cheesy cheeseberries.
Yours Truly before Dying,
Cheeseberries!
P.S. we like viewers for this weird blog :D
1:54 PM
It was a random notion.
But now we're actually doing this. I've got a terrible sense of timing.
But I must admit, it was hilarious seeing how CB asked IB to join this. She was trying very hard to select the right words to say, and suddenly the thought of a guy proposing to a girl popped into my mind. Of course they're straight, that I do not doubt, but it's simply CB's and IB's reactions to each other that made me burst out laughing.
Now that's my first post, and we'll see what CB and IB have to say.
Jupiter. (the name was selected on impulse, btw.)
1:48 PM
Eidesis.
It is a literary technique invented by the Ancient Greeks to transmit secret messages or keys in their works. It consists in repeating, in any text, metaphors or words that, when identified by a perceptive reader, make up an idea or image that's independent of the original text.
1:32 PM
