Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Lady Cheeseberry's Society's Papers-12 May 2009
It seems that banana rags are flying all about in the city. People have been slipping on them while drinking their ice-coffee-blended drinks and are delighting in the slippery, yellow toothbrushes falling on their heads. Also, banana phones are all the rage now, as are waffles, following up to IB's post a few posts ago. The colour that everybody is favouring is black, and it looks like rotten banana rags stitched together-very poorly, I must say- into something that looks like a barely decent phone. Meanwhile, toilets are reported to smell like a mixture of banana perfume and papaya seeds, and people keep stopping by to put their heads in and smell the wonderful smell. It seems that people are finally getting their wits back. I now end with this quote, of which I think makes much sense-I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? – Jean Ker
I know that you know that I know that this is the most wonderful quote ever and you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know it. And thus I end today's society papers. All's well with the world and their inhabitants, if not for banana rags and bananaphones with waffles.
-Lady Cheeseberry, 12 May 2009
I'm sorry but I really have nothing to post and I promised Jupiter I'd post after the exams so there. I hope you like bananas. If not, I hope you puked your intestines out.
5:14 PM
❤ whackaddooooodddlleleeee. And we're all insane :D
The monsters
Jupiter, cheeseberries and invinsibleberry.
Our ultimate aim is to drive everyone insane. Read this and slowly you'll become one of us.
Just in case you're curious, we'll sign off every post that's done by us, so you can see who wrote what.
