Saturday, May 30, 2009
Today, I shall post on the topic of
DIGESTION. Now, I know that many of you are under the impression that it is a boring topic. Quite naturally so, especially if they ask you about the contraction of metal and all that crap. Oh wait. That's not in digestion is it? The point is. It can be highly interesting! Today, I am going to talk about why food makes you sleepy. And what can be done to counteract it. Let it never be said I don't do my research, I have taken the initiative to take a survey. I have the opinions of two: Namely, the Cow and the Dead Hands. But we all agree on one thing. Food makes you sleepy because the Pencil Lead in it will poison the spores in your throat and fungi will grow out of it, into your brain. Thus it will make you sleepy. But what can be done to make you feel alert once more? The varied answers are displayed below as such:
Cow: I feel that chewing on a piece of grass works, because, in my humble egoistical opinion, the grass will grow on your throat and quickly overlap the fungi. Therefore, blah blah blah.
Dead Hands: I myself don't eat and therefore can only rely on my dead intuition. It tells me to drink river water to encourage the fungi to grow. Then, it will kill you. After that, you can die, get summoned by a necromancer like me, and then you'll never have to eat again. Ha.
Myself, I prefer a more straight forward way. Let me just present one sentence to you, which says it all: Saya suka makan orang!
Have a nice day.
CB. (Jupiter: I hope I got this one right.)
5:36 PM
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