Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Lady Cheeseberry's Society Papers-17 June 2009Dear Reader:
Today is a milestone for us here at 'The Insane Flying Bananarangs' Company. It so happens it is one of the three only employees, owners, managers, cleaners, editors, and well you get the idea's, birthday. Jupiter's, in fact. Therefore, let's sing her a birthday song!
I want to eat Jupiter
I want to eat Jupiter
But it's full of funny gas
So I don't want to.
By the way. The song was about the PLANET, not the person. But for the person...
Saya suka makan you
Saya suka makan you
But unfortunately if I eat you
There'll only be two left.
And as you very well know, two is too little. 'Cos I won't post for ages. Going on, there has been breaking news at the 'Pianos in the Air' Company. Pianos are running havoc, and they are operating on the snow that has fallen into the sea of eyes, in the Singapore Zoo in the Penguin enclosure. Such a thing is, of course, unheard of. It makes a good change, however, to the large amount of half-decomposed fish floating around in the Bears' fur. It was a largely amusing, and smelly, sight. And smell.
Going on, I would like to report that koalas are rampaging in the street, and eating your hair. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, run out into the street to feed them your hair right now, as it has been established that this is a mutant species of koala, and feeding them means to kill them. Indeed, I urge you to let them chew on lampposts instead, as they are so much healthier for you. And them, of course, but seeing as we are humans, is it not natural our first priority is us?
IB is bending my book! I shall disembowel her and bleed her. Except, I just remembered that we're supposed to become zombies together. That's all for today. Happy Birthday, J. We hope you have a memorable one. JUst try to stay out of the Koalas' hands.
-Lady Cheeseberry,17 June 2009
3:30 PM
