Once upon a time there was a piece of cheese. It started to fly around all the lamp-posts which in turn longed to be like it. Soon, there was a legend among the lamp-posts known as 'The Flying Cheese'. Not long after, there were rumours floating around that the Cheese was e-mortal, could tap-dance without tap shoes, and it could shape-shift. All the other cheeses around the world now aspired to be like the Cheese one day. Of course, the Cheese was rather sad that he'd become such an iconic figure and that he couldn't steal from the choking pink stumps of werewolf tongues. But he continued on, preventing the mould from spreadin, carefully picking out and eating whatever mold grew on him. Soon he got to half the size he was when he first started to fly, and so he went to the Carnivorous Cow for some milk to pump himself up again. The Carnivorous Cow agreed to provide some milk for him, but only if he brought back 3 ragged hopping bookcases for him. So the Cheese agreed. He went on the road dressed as a highwayman and soon came across a convoy of ragged hopping bookcases. He picked out three of them and lured them away. When he presented them to the Cow, the bookcases were so excited at the prospect of being eaten by their Hero's friend/associate, and started to hop, skip, and jump. Unfortunately one of them hopped, skipped, and jumped at the wrong time, and the Cow choked on him and died. Then they saw the Cow's teeth and realised (wrongly) that their Hero had introduced them to the Cow because he knew that they would kill the Cow, and they marveled at his bravery and willingness to put the Bookcases in danger for the sake of everyone else. And thus the Cheese became a Saver of Lives and Fortune Teller. But the Cheese could live with that. So he took his curdled milk and flew off. But then the time came when he started to become a Cheese who could fly, Tap-dance without tap shoes, e-Mortal, Saver of Lives, Fortune Teller, Wig-maker, and Venus Fly Fan. He could not stand Venus Fly Fans. They were vain and fussy and naggy... and the title because he'd told a Cadbury Hippo Lamb not to eat too much of it's ear or it would become deaf. Of course, since 3/4 of its ear was gone, it couldn't hear the Cheese, so the Cheese had to repeat it 10 times for the Lamp to hear the Cheese. So now, it was also known as a Venus Fly Fan. The Cheese couldn't stand it, so he let the mould grow all over him and he died. The end.

Cheers,

Cheeseberry.