Sunday, February 13, 2011
Aaaaand finally, the day we've all been waiting for!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow is...
the day we've all been waiting for!
It's currently 6 hours and 20 mins to...
Tomorrow...
the day we've all been waiting for!
Get ready for...
Tomorrow:
the day we've all been waiting f - *shot*
THE DAY BEFORE TOTAL DEFENSE DAY!!!!!1
*yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!*
We must protect our country gaiz.
or girls. JOIN NS JOIN NS JOIN NS (hint hint)
We must prepare ourselves for wartime conditions by starving ourselves and eating meager portions of sweet potatoes one day every year.
I mean, doing this one day automatically means you can continue for the rest of your life.
And they need to condition you to the taste so you don't give up after two days and call McDonalds delivery which may allow the enemy to infiltrate our country and commit massive genocide.
The government also needs to tally up the number of people who are allergic to sweet potatoes so they can have an adequate supply of moldy bread stored in their secret base.
There is also an imminent need to remind students that NEWater exists.
So, food rationing. Extremely important exercise. All students who throw away potato skins shall be ostracized for a duration of three months. This is an activity that is absolutely essential for the survival of our country, after all.
Total Defence Day. We love it!
-IB
5:54 PM
